What the Hel Pretext?

WHAT THE HEL IS THIS INSANE BOOK UP TO?
(Choose all that apply) Is Blues4Kali:

• The bizarrest book ever concieved
• A shameless roast of the herd of sacred Chaos mucking up the Ethersphere
• A mythic hymn to the Mother Kali as Her Dead Line for worldwide renewal nears
• A manifesto calling for Karma Consciousness in the End Times
• Population explosion refugees seeking the blueprint for Communitopia
• The long-awaited psychedelic multidimensional mind-expander for the Indigo Generation
• A cryptic code depicting a voyage of inner enlightenment
• The skeleton key to re-psychology
• Curriculum for La Escuela de la Vida
• A Grateful Dead remix in book form
• A metafictional mind trip dedicated to busting up the Box
• An antequated Aquarian Age antedeluvian antireligion revival
• A role-reversal approach to reaching the Bo tree through ritual excess
• A symbolic representation of one couple’s renunciation and reconciliation
• An alliterative abuse of all American literary conventions
• A defiant tantrum designed to annoy and destroy paradigms
• A personal autobiography of the semi-fictional author
• A textbook for Chaos Mages and Quantum Surfers
• A postrational passive principle philosophy in defense of feminist polypantheism
• One of the false prophesies hinted at in Revelations
• Or just one big bittersweet joke?

You figure it out.
This is the book that throws in the Kitchen Sink.
No one has ever been crazy enough to publish a book like this before.

We had to invent a whole new publishing paradigm to distribute this Edge City Chronicle.

Blues4Kali is a unique synergy of East and West in the middle of the war for open minds.
We are putting every last chip on peace and love.
How about you?
KALI vs. H.O.S.S.
In the war for your mind, where do you stand?
Open Panda’s Box-decide for yourself.

Experience the Magic